Author:
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tehgiantsquidRating: PG-13
Pairing: mild “Arya”/Theon, though the story is told entirely from Asha’s POV
Word Count: ~4500
Recipient:
envielestrangeSummary: This thing that stood before her was barely human. He was a skeleton, his skin hanging loose off his bones. His face was gaunt and drawn, as if he’d lived a thousand years and more.
Author’s Note: Thanks so much to my beta,
willow_wand! The opening paragraphs are from ADWD. Originally posted here. My first foray into ASOIAF fanfic.The bathtub scene was inspired by
envielestrange’s beautiful artwork found here.( Little Brother )
Author:
tehgiantsquidTeam: Ron
Prompt: Slick
Rating: PG-13
Length: 2,073 words
Warnings/Notes: Pretty much EWE
Summary: Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice.
A/N: Written for Round 3 of the
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ficadron.( Winter’s Day )
- Mood:
tired
Author:
tehgiantsquid Pairings: Ron/Draco, with a side of Harry/Ginny
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4678
Summary: Strategy: a long term plan of action designed to achieve a particular goal, be it to obtain job security or a particular love interest with red hair and freckles.
Author’s Notes: Written for
shutupwench in the recent ron_draco fic fest. Major thanks to my wonderful, awesome beta, attilatehbun :)( Click to Read )
- Mood:
busy
Author:
tehgiantsquidPairing: Snape/Narcissa
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5935
Summary: Narcissa would do anything to protect her family.
Warnings: Takes place during HBP; angst; infidelity.
Author's notes: Written for
a_belladonna for the 2008 smutty_claus fest. Much love to attilatehbun for betaing this on such short notice ♥( Click to Read )
- Mood:
creative
Author:
tehgiantsquidPairing: Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,755
Summary: The Seven Tales of the Blessed Life of Hermione Granger
Author’s Notes: Written for
hildigunnur for the 2007 smutty_claus fest. Major thanks to my beta, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/user_vaginapagina.png?v=92.1){kind=small}
shyshutterbug, for looking this over for me on such short notice. :)( Forward Motion )
- Mood:
blah
Author:
tehgiantsquidPairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2201
Summary: Remus isn’t ready to leave. Sirius isn’t ready to let him go.
Warnings: The boys are both 17. Written pre-DH, so this contain NO spoilers.
Author’s Notes: Written for
loony4lupin for the sunandsmut fic and art exchange. Major thanks to my beta, melandry, for her all her help and comments :)( Last Night )
- Mood: blah
Author:
tehgiantsquidPairing: Harry/Draco (with a side of Ron/Hermione and Harry/OCs)
Rating: R
Word Count: 19,919
Part I
( Part II )
- Mood: busy
Author:
tehgiantsquidPairing: Harry/Draco (with a side of Ron/Hermione and Harry/OCs)
Rating: R
Word Count: 19,919
Summary: Harry Potter has great friends, a job he loves, and a peaceful life for the first time in years. So why can’t he just be happy like everybody else?
Author notes: Written for
celandineb in the hd_holidays Last Hurrah fic and art exchange. The title is obviously from the movie of the same name, though without the misspelling :"> Many, many thanks to my awesome beta and friend, jamimegan, for all her help and encouragement. ♥( The Pursuit of Happiness )
Part II
- Mood: busy
Author:
tehgiantsquidPairing: Ron/Hermione (sorta)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4744
Team: Het
Prompt: Friends
Warning: The troubles a boy might have when he’s 13 *g*
Summary: What exactly do Ron and Hermione get up to on their first Hogsmeade weekend all on their own?
Author notes: Written for Team Het in the first running of the
triatha_ron (and we won!! *squee*). Major thanks to jamimegan, attilatehbun, oncelikeshari, leftsockarchive, ron_tries_het, ( One Day for Them )
- Mood:
calm
Pairing: Snape/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 13,491
Summary: “Oh, what tangled webs we weave, when first we practice to deceive.” ~Sir Walter Scott
( Part II )
- Mood: calm
Author:
tehgiantsquidPairing: Snape/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 13,491
Summary: “Oh, what tangled webs we weave, when first we practice to deceive.” ~Sir Walter Scott
Warning: Character death
Author’s Notes: Written for
karasu_hime in the wizard_love Valentine fic exchange. Major thanks to jamimegan for beta’ing this for me, and for abigail89’s never-ending encouragement and support. I love you both *hugs* ( Part I )
- Mood: calm
Author:
tehgiantsquid Pairing: Harry/Ginny
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 308
Summary: Ginny's got a kink she never knew she had.
A/N: Written for
reallycorking for her birthday and after she let it slip that she has a thing for sideburns XD( Love Me Tender )
Title: Angels and Demons
Author:
tehgiantsquid Pairing: Harry/Ron, Aziraphale/Crowley
Rating: PG
Word Count: 678
Prompt/Request: New Year's resolutions
Summary: Harry's afraid to make a move. A unique man gives him the push he needs.
A/N: Written for
xylodemon for tarie's Last (or first) writing hurrah of the year. Crossover fic with the Good Omens universe XD A first, for me...( Bookshops )
- Mood:
cold
Author:
tehgiantsquidPairing: Charlie/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2398
Summary: Charlie is staring right into her eyes. He is hunched over the table, making his shoulders and arms appear even more muscular than they already are. His bright red hair is shorter now, and Tonks can see the patches of pink scar tissue covering his arms. Burns. Dragons, she thinks, and the memory is bittersweet. Dragons are why Charlie left her.
Warnings: Dirty talk, light bondage and D/s
A/N: This was written for
badonkatonks during the smutty_claus fic exchange. Much love and thanks to jamimegan and abigail89 for beta’ing this on such short notice :)) Enjoy!( Disorder )
- Mood:
hungry
Author:
tehgiantsquidPairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,790
Summary: Harry has an embarrassing secret.
Warnings: Frottage
A/N: Written for
maple_mahogany in the bestmates_xmas fic exchange!( Curtains and Carpet )
- Mood: creative
Title: Signs of Magic
Author: TheGiantSquid
Character: Hermione
Rating: G
Word count: 176
Prompt: Books
( Signs of Magic )
Title: Bad Idea
Author: TheGiantSquid
Pairing: Ron/Hermione
Rating: R
Pairing: R/Hr
Word count: 173
Prompt: Tangled
( Bad Idea )
- Mood: productive
Author:
tehgiantsquidPairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: buttsex?
Words: 3525
Disclaimer: Not mine
Prompt: 86. Ron has had an unrequited crush on Harry for years, but knowing that Harry is straight, he has never done anything about it. On his 25th birthday, he decides that there are other fit men out there, and goes to a gay bar to get laid. Cue Draco Malfoy, much taunting, dirty talk and smutty sex.
Summary: Ron just wanted to have sex. Some time before he died. Was that too much to ask?
A/N: Took some liberties with the prompt *shifty eyes* Written for the first
todieavirgin challenge.( Best Laid Plans to Get Laid )
- Mood: calm
Author: TheGiantSquid
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Word Count: 2237
Summary: Harry has a surprise for Ron, and it may or may not involve a car, a forest, and some spiders.
A/N: Written for
mr_yer_on_fire for The Quidditch Pitch’s Demelza House fundraiser. Inspired by this piece of artwork by reallycorking, though I have deviated a little with their ages. Big thanks to Thevina for beta’ing this! A/N 2: I hope I’ve addressed the age problem better this time. Please let me know what you think.
( Ron, look out! Spiders! )
- Mood: accomplished
- Mood: bored
Title: See No Evil
Pairing: Ron/Draco, Ron/OMC; past Ron/Hermione, unrequited Ron/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After Draco is blinded in an accident that wasn’t quite an accident after all, Ron takes him in and soon discovers that not everything or everyone is as it seems.
Warnings: Character death (pre-story), rimming, clichés…
Part I | Part II | Part III
( See No Evil: Part III )
- Mood: creative
Title: See No Evil
Pairing: Ron/Draco, Ron/OMC; past Ron/Hermione, unrequited Ron/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After Draco is blinded in an accident that wasn’t quite an accident after all, Ron takes him in and soon discovers that not everything or everyone is as it seems.
Warnings: Character death (pre-story), rimming, clichés…
Part I | Part II | Part III
( See No Evil: Part II )
- Mood: creative
Author: TheGiantSquid
Pairing: Ron/Draco, Ron/OMC; past Ron/Hermione, unrequited Ron/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After Draco is blinded in an accident that wasn’t quite an accident after all, Ron takes him in and soon discovers that not everything or everyone is as it seems.
Warnings: Character death (pre-story), rimming, clichés…
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine, but oh how I love to play with them. All mistakes are mine, too :-/
Author Notes: Mediwitches/wizards are the equivalent of nurses in this fic. Major thanks to
mr_yer_on_fire and abigail89 for all their help in making this story happen, and a lot of love for tarie, because this is sooo late D: And to ceilidh, this is for you, my dear. You wanted plot and something you could sink your teeth into. I pray I delivered :) Written for sunandsmut.Part I | Part II | Part III
( See No Evil: Part I )
- Mood: creative
Author: TheGiantSquid
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ron/Hermione
Word Count: 1379
Summary: I was sixteen when I figured out I was in love with Hermione Granger. Sure, it must have been pretty obvious—well, obvious to everyone except Hermione and me. Especially me. I was a prat and I’ll be the first to admit it.
Prompt: “We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love—first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage.” --Albert Camus
A/N: An entry for the Ron/Hermione Quote!Fic Challenge. Many thanks to Mizaya for beta’ing this puppy on incredibly short notice! Reviews, questions, and comments are always welcome and appreciated. Enjoy!
Title: Hurtling
Author: TheGiantSquid
Rating: PG
Pairing: Ron/Hermione
Word Count: 1395
Summary: hurtle: (v) to move with or as if with great speed...Two friends find themselves hurtling towards an unknown future.
A/N: This was written at approximately 4am last Thursday. I had a bout of insomnia and this is the result! :) Thanks and love to Mizaya for beta’ing this for me *loves*
( Hurtling... )
The Quidditch Pitch is holding a fundraiser this year for the Demelza House. I have volunteered, as well as several other amazing authors, artists, and designers, to participate in the fundraiser. If you would like to find out more about, check out this link. :D
You can find the link to all the artists and authors here.
♥♥♥
~TheGiantSquid
Link: Disturbances
Any questions you have for me or discussion about the story can be directed to this post :)
- Mood: busy
Author:
tehgiantsquidRecipient:
reddwarferRating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Pansy
Word Count: 7739
Warnings (of any): None
Summary: After Pansy Parkinson is rescued from Death Eaters by the Order, she is confined to Grimmauld Place, which leaves Harry rather unsettled.
Author’s Notes: Written for the
wizard_love fest for reddwarfer. I decided to go with the black-haired Pansy as I couldn’t for the life of me find any evidence as to what her hair color actually is! Massive thanks must go out to jaswanson who helped me with a lot of this, especially the ending, and even let me borrow some phrases, and to my beta, abigail89, who helped me out in a clutch and got this beta’d on really short notice. Thank you both so much. *hugs*( La Nuit )
- Mood:
ditzy
Author:
tehgiantsquidRating: R
Other Pairings: Harry/Ginny
Word Count: 2134
Summary: Hermione sees something she doesn’t want to see, Ron learns something he rather not learn, and Ron and Hermione tell some secrets. No plot at all.
Prompt: Hermione and Ron walk in on Ginny and Harry shagging. They don’t disturb the busy couple, but things between them become a bit…anxious after seeing so much flesh.
A/N: Thanks to shocolate for looking this over and making me giggle endlessly!! :D Written for the
rhr_ficrecs challenge. Sorry this is...incredibly late :|( Yay, fluff! )
- Mood: accomplished
Author:
tehgiantsquidPairing: Ron/Hermione
Words: 580
Rating: NC-17, unbeta'd
Written to cheer up
tqpannie! :D( I suck at titles )
- Mood: tired
Title: Middle
Author: tehgiantsquid
Rating: R
Word Count: 295
Characters: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Summary: Being in the middle was the easiest.
A/N: Written for abigail89 on her birthday! :D
- Mood:
bouncy
- Mood: accomplished
tehgiantsquidChallenge #6: Ron and Hermione’s stay with the Dursleys, including the Dursleys’ reaction to Harry having house guests, Dudley’s reaction to Hermione, and at least one night time tryst with Ron sneaking out of Harry's bedroom to spend some time with Hermione in the guest room.
Title: A Midsummer Night's Dream
Summary: The summer after the trio's sixth year was one of magic and exploration.
Warning: Voyeurism, wanking
Word Count: 8396
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Stupendous thanks goes out to
jaswanson who beta’d this puppy and to my friends list who offered me oodles of support and advice : ))) There might be a vague Clueless reference floating around in here… :D All mistakes are mine but the characters aren’t *emo* Enjoy!I believe in trees...and LJ cuts
- Mood: bored
- Mood: tired
tarie for this one : )Title: Precious
Author: TheGiantSquid
Rating: R/NC-17
Word Count: 1119
Characters/Pairings: Cormac McLaggen
Prompt: for
tarie's Magical Item Ficlet ExtravaganzaSummary: He'd been doing it for years...
A/N: This is by far the naughtiest, dirtiest thing I've ever written. BE PROUD OF ME. Oh, also totally unbeta'd, so any problems, let me know! : D
( The one broom to rule them all )
- Mood: hungry
Title: A Taste of Winter
Author: TheGiantSquid
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2281
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Prompt: Ron/Hermione; Taste; Winter; Fire, Hot Chocolate
Summary: In a small country in a far-away village, two people rediscover one another.
A/N: Thanks to Mizaya for beta-reading this ^^
( A Taste of Winter )
- Mood: accomplished
- Music:"Freebird" by Lynard Skynard
Title: One True Pairing
Author: TheGiantSquid
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 653
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Squid
Summary: After Hermione leaves him, Ron learns that life goes on and that love is all you need.
A/N: This is for my lurvely beta, abigail89, who requested Ron/Squid! This is a crack!fic, people. A joke, parody, humor, etc. Just read and enjoy, dammit! : P
- Mood:
sick
Title: Kiss and Tell
Author: TheGiantSquid
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 755
Summary: Sirius discovers some interesting things about Remus Lupin's kissing history.
A/N: This is for javajunkie13, who wanted: "How about a happy little MWPP era, maybe with *crosses fingers* hints of R/S? XD"
Now...this one's a little different. It's written entirely in dialogue, and it's primarily Remus and Sirius speaking. Wormtail doesn't make an appearance >.< I hope that's okay. Anyway, the setting is the Gryffindor common room, seventh year, late at night, so there's only a few people still up. I do hope you like it!
( Kiss and Tell )
- Mood:
dorky
Title: Detachment
Author: TheGiantSquid
Rating: PG
Word Count: 503
Characters/Pairings: Hermione, implied R/Hr
Summary: Hermione isn't sure how to react.
A/N: This is for vivisco, who requested "I'd love a short little one-shot of Hermione's POV during Dumbledore's funeral."
( Detachment )
- Mood: blah
Title: Dean Knows
Author: TheGiantSquid
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1042
Pairings: Ginny/Dean, implied Ginny/Harry
Summary: Dean reflects on what it was like to date Ginny Weasley
A/N: This is for jaswanson, who requested: "I would love to see you do something about either the start or last legs of Ginny and Dean's relationship in HBP."
( Dean Knows )
- Mood:
determined
